Couch Potatoe

Just a couple of things that are annoying me right now

1- There are no kiddie valentine's in England- I have searched the net and retail central to no avail- another fun kid day not celebrated this side of the pond (we printed some off the Internet and CJ and Casey colored them in- but they look a little ghetto)

2-Chris has been putting in some hours at work in the last few weeks and when he rolls in at 9pm- I am 90% of the time on the couch with a glass of wine or a diet coke and he always says "don't you look relaxed"- (actually buddy I'm not - I love feeding, bathing, doing 5 year old homework all by lonesome)- (don't worry I'll lose the bitter attitude by Valentine's Day)

3-Grammies the day after- I really want to watch award shows in real time- I cheated with the Superbowl and am going to be in real trouble with the Oscars.

4-Mommy drama- the cliques and mom squads on the playground. (Let me just state none of us are as attractive as the cast of Gossip Girl so give up the drama- the Miss Popular contest should have ended in '90's (or whenever some of these chics graduated from high school)

5-the new 90210- I am into it but is it just mean or does kelly and brenda look awful and all the new high school girls are very cute but look anorexic.

6. facebook- okay so addicting but man some people like to update their status 4 x a day-I suppose my blog falls into the same category- TMI

7 Being asked to bring pudding as a dessert to a British Sunday Roast. Hate the word, texture, and the taste and now I have to make it -no it doesn't taste like the dessert Bill Cosby peddled.

8.Being so pathetic trying to cram 3 albums of keane songs in by Friday concert deadline. (really not rockstar cool)

9. Completely taking away husband's man card and guy friend's man card when I suggested that Chris walk my college friend to the train station which is less than a 1/4 mile from our house. (yes I had 2 glasses of wine in me)

10. As I type being sucked into watching Terms of Endearment for the 100th time- and yes I will cry and I want to kick that no good cheating husband in the bum.